Dude likes not having a clock, writes a TL;DR longer than article explaining the same. TL;DR It was an interesting exposition on the modern Man's relationship

Dude likes not having a clock, writes a TL;DR longer than article explaining the same. TL;DR It was an interesting exposition on the modern Man's relationship to time an the surprising effect of detachment that results a Vegas-like visual detemporalization of the visual environment, followed by further clarification that exhibited a clear lack of understanding of proper summarization techniques appropriate for an Internet audience.