Gosh. Imagine if SSN included a checksum, and were not just issued sequentially. Instead we get a reminder that all this is really random, and if your soul had

Gosh. Imagine if SSN included a checksum, and were not just issued sequentially. Instead we get a reminder that all this is really random, and if your soul had been born 50 milliseconds earlier you too could have been rich enough to owe thousands in taxes on a single account.