"the catch is it has to be the size and shape of a hydrogen bomb" That dialog part of the article is hilarious. Too bad he forgot to add an "As you know, Bob,

"the catch is it has to be the size and shape of a hydrogen bomb" That dialog part of the article is hilarious. Too bad he forgot to add an "As you know, Bob, the government has spent $4 trillion..." http://www.critters.org/turkeycity.html http://www.critters.org/turkeycity.html