This essay reminds me of the classic College Admissions Essay from Hugh Gallagher. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pil

This essay reminds me of the classic College Admissions Essay from Hugh Gallagher. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I... http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/essay.htm http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/essay.htm