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The secret world of America's top eavesdropping spies
- weakJizzGland 7y agoIn 1999, teams known as Special Collection Elements infiltrated Afghanistan to monitor al Qaeda training camps near Khost. ...and not only did they pry open completely fruitless observation channels that led to absolutely no action taken, but they also blew their chance to predict and prevent the singular moment in American history, in which America transitions, like some deluded transexual thinking that multilated gentials make for an attractive woman, into a disgusting, malignant villain that embarks on superfluous wars that churn up and displace refugee populations across the Middle East, resulting in cancerous loads of impoverished, angry, miserable Muslims metastasizing across continental Europe, where they feel so alienated and lost that ceaseless friction leads to broader unrest and simmering racist sentiment for perhaps generations to come. Thanks a million, you fucking useless peeping tom shit bags. Watch me jerk off into this Taco Bell napkin, after I finish this grade F beef burrito, faggots.