What? In the real world, if you say I'm fat, that I should stop eating fast food, and I'm a douche-bag, then that's your opinion. My opinion is that I am am ve

What? In the real world, if you say I'm fat, that I should stop eating fast food, and I'm a douche-bag, then that's your opinion. My opinion is that I am am very fit, I have awesome pecs, I can lift a burning car off a pregnant mother etc. ;-)