Your weirdly aggressive tone aside, I'll just say that I don't work with the smartest of people, but even still, almost everyone here with a company phone does

Your weirdly aggressive tone aside, I'll just say that I don't work with the smartest of people, but even still, almost everyone here with a company phone does choose to keep a separate private phone, namely due to perfectly valid policies like the one being discussed. She chose not to, and while she is a victim, it's only by her own choosing, so she is definitely solely to blame.