jfm3 has responded to the furor over changes in his imaginary App Store and its policies that many believe could affect the popular Kindle, Nook, and Sony Reade

jfm3 has responded to the furor over changes in his imaginary App Store and its policies that many believe could affect the popular Kindle, Nook, and Sony Reader apps. The man claims he has not changed any of its guidelines given to developers in his imagination, but he indirectly confirms that accessing content purchased elsewhere could be a no-no if that content isn't also available to be purchased through jfm3's own system. "I do not actually run an App Store," said jfm3, "but if I did, and I managed to make all you bitches have to use it all the time, I'd totally want a piece of every single drop of hint of money that could possibly pass through there." "I can't believe you're paying for that crap," he added, in between sips of his excellent tea. "What the hell kind of hackers are you?"