I knew people could imagine other solutions other than hitting up the rich uncles that never really gave a damn about privacy issues all in but name only. What

I knew people could imagine other solutions other than hitting up the rich uncles that never really gave a damn about privacy issues all in but name only. What you propose actually sounds like it could be a better way than the status quo (privacy issues or not with current providers), and if it fails, you can always go back to hitting up the rich uncles for ransom!