It reads exactly like an Onion article! I am very fond of Berkeley. I think that while LA represents the dark, twisted climb-the-water-tower-and-start-shootin

It reads exactly like an Onion article! I am very fond of Berkeley. I think that while LA represents the dark, twisted climb-the-water-tower-and-start-shooting-until-the-Marines-settle-it side of California weirdness, Berkeley represents the very best of the pure, innocent-killer side of it all.