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> After almost twenty years of baldness, Harry finally decided to splurge on an expensive, human-hair wig – after all, four hundred dollars to look twenty years
by tlb 7y ago
> After almost twenty years of baldness, Harry finally decided to splurge on an expensive, human-hair wig – after all, four hundred dollars to look twenty years younger was a small price toupée.
Now, that joke could have been written any time in the last century. But nobody thought of it until 2019. So never worry that there aren't any good ideas left.
- gabcoh 7y agoI love the sentiment however: "If satan had hair and ever lost it There would be hell toupee" Literally just googled toupee jokes and every single one seems to be based on this pun. https://upjoke.com/toupee-jokes https://upjoke.com/toupee-jokes
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- a3_nm 7y agoThe "toupée"/"to pay" pun was already done at least in Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit: see https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0312004/characters/nm0000146 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0312004/characters/nm0000146 first quote.
- amayne 7y agoI worked circuses and cruise ships as a teenager. That’s an old joke. Well used, but old. “What do you call a cheap wig?”
- YeGoblynQueenne 7y agoA small price toupee. But if you're not careful, that may look like a cheap entry fee for a public toilet.
- thejosh 7y ago1998 simpsons mini-episode called "Hell Toupee". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_IX https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_IX
- mcguire 7y ago"Good".