To the point. It is very naive to ignore the fact that the work was just outsourced to an IT guy. And the world in which Haskell, Java, JavaScript or .NET can d

To the point. It is very naive to ignore the fact that the work was just outsourced to an IT guy. And the world in which Haskell, Java, JavaScript or .NET can deliver the same "simplicity" of PHP is just called Function as a Service/Serverless (just that this needs some more years before simplicity is actually reached). Ok, a bit stretchy ;)