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Time to get gross here. I have been dealing with neck/mouth cancer for a while and using a feeding tube for about half of my calories. My movements, depending
by johnpowell 7y ago
Time to get gross here.
I have been dealing with neck/mouth cancer for a while and using a feeding tube for about half of my calories. My movements, depending on the alignment of the stars resemble the mortar used to join cinder blocks together. It is explosive and sticks to the bowl. I can flush ten times and it doesn't budge and I have to manually get in there.
So I am going to try this. It is cheap enough and even if it helps a little will be a huge quality of life improvement.
Three months into chemo it wasn't great dealing with every trip to the bathroom being a chore. And combine that with the fact that my immune system was basically non-existent. Lingering fecal matter was a health risk.
You might want to consider marketing to radiologists, oncologists, and nutritionists. Tons of fellow tubers out there.
- zamadatix 7y agoBest of luck.
- shortandsweet 7y agoTry a parachute. Put some to down in the water before you let loose.
- johnpowell 7y agoSadly, we are dealing with a Jackson Pollock situation.
- rhapsodic 7y agoProps for keeping your sense of humor, dude.
- shortandsweet 7y agoI had to look it up... Haha. Have you tried a space toilet? And I know you mentioned a feeding tube, can they add fiber in your diet somehow? I used to get similar issues while not eating enough fiber. Any forums of people with similar conditions that could recommend solutions? Best of luck.
- shortandsweet 7y agoI just thought of another idea. A lot of times public bathrooms will have a disposable, flushable, parchment paper that can be placed on the seat and a flap leads down to the water. If you were to have 4 of these flaps instead of 1 I think it would protect the bowl enough.
- cerberusss 7y agoYou sir, are an ace. I wish you all the best.
- totalZero 7y agoI wish you lots of strength and an abundance of good luck.
- mindfulgeek 7y agoSurvivor of sinus cancer here. Not a fun experience but it worked. May you find NED and remain that way. Godspeed.