"I beat C.... by running a different race, and the outcome of the race was determined by my opinion of who the winner is based on no particular specified measur

"I beat C.... by running a different race, and the outcome of the race was determined by my opinion of who the winner is based on no particular specified measure but the way I ran the race was pretty cool, so it must be better! anyways the race was pretty pointless in the first place, anyways, I won" Ok. Not the best article. I'm sure there was a better point to be made