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BRB, buying some barrels and lanterns for the revival of cynicism. I’ll sell them as “honest philosopher’s goods” and make a fortune.

• FranzFerdiNaN 7y ago
  Im sure you could build a lucrative career out of giving workshops and talks about how to incorporate cynic attitudes in your daily life to combat burnouts and stress. Or how to be a cynic business leader trying to extract as much productivity out of people.
  • whatshisface 7y ago
    Why is it better to extract more productivity than it is the extract less productivity? I think the only thing that's really worth doing is sleeping in a barrel.
    • mcguire 7y ago
      I'm sorry, I can't hear you. My lantern went out.