Journalist: Have you found something useful? Researcher: Looks like we found it doesn't matter, that much! Journalist: So it did matter? Editor: What matters

Journalist: Have you found something useful? Researcher: Looks like we found it doesn't matter, that much! Journalist: So it did matter? Editor: What matters? Heading: Something mattered Intern: Finishes the blog Me: Oh! Let me better click this. Analytics: Clickbait works! I wish there really was a real conspiracy rather than just mere incompetence and greed. I suppose what is established is screentime affects eyesight and that's about it.