That's no Quebecois I've ever heard. Sounds like a Brit who picked it up as a second language in the home or soon after. Even struggles to finish the sentence

That's no Quebecois I've ever heard. Sounds like a Brit who picked it up as a second language in the home or soon after. Even struggles to finish the sentence due to the effort of reading in the 2nd to last one. Struggles with an extremely common word, 'grand', as well as stumbling over a simple sentence. To be fair, he has heard enough French (i.e. lived and studied there most likely) to get the intonations mostly right but there are a few other giveaways too... it's just not natural or native from where I'm sitting.