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terrorists give up on cellphones, go back to pagers... police now randomly searches doctors for bombs.

• alexqgb 16y ago
  First they came for the cell phones, and I did nothing. Then they came for the pagers. Still I did nothing. At last they came for the walkie-talkies, yet I continued doing nothing. All I thought was "What's any of this got to do with me? I'm just a pigeon!"
  • light3 16y ago
    In other news carrier pigeons are now used as the preferred detonation device for terrorists.
  • Groxx 16y ago
    As long as you're not driving a bus, we're fine.
    • Groxx 16y ago
      * sigh * not many Mo Willems fans here, I guess.