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terrorists disable vibrate, enable auto-answer and start using voltage going into speaker as detonators... ...now automated periodic calls are mandatory in Ame

by borism 16y ago

terrorists disable vibrate, enable auto-answer and start using voltage going into speaker as detonators... ...now automated periodic calls are mandatory in America.

karanr 16y ago
terrorists give up on cellphones, go back to pagers... police now randomly searches doctors for bombs.
- alexqgb 16y ago
  First they came for the cell phones, and I did nothing. Then they came for the pagers. Still I did nothing. At last they came for the walkie-talkies, yet I continued doing nothing. All I thought was "What's any of this got to do with me? I'm just a pigeon!"
  - light3 16y ago
    In other news carrier pigeons are now used as the preferred detonation device for terrorists.
  - Groxx 16y ago
    As long as you're not driving a bus, we're fine.
    - Groxx 16y ago
      * sigh * not many Mo Willems fans here, I guess.