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Coming soon to America: Wireless carriers SMS all their customers 5 hours before any major event that might be a terrorist target!

• borism 16y ago
  terrorists disable vibrate, enable auto-answer and start using voltage going into speaker as detonators... ...now automated periodic calls are mandatory in America.
  • karanr 16y ago
    terrorists give up on cellphones, go back to pagers... police now randomly searches doctors for bombs.
    • alexqgb 16y ago
      First they came for the cell phones, and I did nothing. Then they came for the pagers. Still I did nothing. At last they came for the walkie-talkies, yet I continued doing nothing. All I thought was "What's any of this got to do with me? I'm just a pigeon!"
      • light3 16y ago
        In other news carrier pigeons are now used as the preferred detonation device for terrorists.
      • Groxx 16y ago
        As long as you're not driving a bus, we're fine.
        • Groxx 16y ago
          * sigh * not many Mo Willems fans here, I guess.