I'm guessing you're trolling, but just in case not, or for anyone else who doesn't want to look at Apple's web page: It's four USB-C/thunderbolt ports, two on

I'm guessing you're trolling, but just in case not, or for anyone else who doesn't want to look at Apple's web page: It's four USB-C/thunderbolt ports, two on each side, and a head-phone jack. BTW, magsafe is an optimization from a bygone era when you had to keep your laptop plugged in while using it. You can now (generally) leave your laptop unplugged as you use it and stow it somewhere out-of-the way to charge when you aren't. Like your phone or tablet. Magsafe is nice, but probably not worth it now that you don't need to routinely charge your laptop in a vulnerable position. And, of course, USB-C is very easy to plug in.