... and I was only joking when a few years back, I asked my then girlfriend if she could maybe not check her Facebook feed lying next to me in bed, "because who

... and I was only joking when a few years back, I asked my then girlfriend if she could maybe not check her Facebook feed lying next to me in bed, "because who knows, Zuckerberg might be watching us through that little camera". I was joking, damnit.