Can thedrive.com/the-war-zone please stop calling stuff "mysterious", "shadowy", and "secretive"? 80% of everything on their site is one of the three. "New las

Can thedrive.com/the-war-zone please stop calling stuff "mysterious", "shadowy", and "secretive"? 80% of everything on their site is one of the three. "New laser turret" doesn't have the same cachet as "mysterious laser turret" I guess.