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Unless your family members starts seeing personalized ads about funeral services and flowers quick enough, they will never suspect you are in urgent need of med
by fittslickare 7y ago
Unless your family members starts seeing personalized ads about funeral services and flowers quick enough, they will never suspect you are in urgent need of medical attention.
- shadowgovt 7y agoI don't care if they know. I'm more thinking "The paramedic service that I pay a subscription fee to for LifeAlert-grade monitoring in the event of disturbing vitals."
- ohithereyou 7y agoI hope you like the paramedics kicking in the door because your vitals looked weird while you were masturbating.