Not to gotcha this, but "I'm someone whose statements should not be taken to heart" is not a message I'd want to convey in an apology. Then again, corporate co

Not to gotcha this, but "I'm someone whose statements should not be taken to heart" is not a message I'd want to convey in an apology. Then again, corporate communication is often a game of being as cynical as you can get away without getting arrested or having your business shut down, so maybe there's some meta-honesty here.