And of course the not-stated-but-there "You can never use an Android phone again, switch to iPhone or a feature phone." Sure you could create a new Google acco

And of course the not-stated-but-there "You can never use an Android phone again, switch to iPhone or a feature phone." Sure you could create a new Google account and use that with your phone, but Google's going to know it's the same person (same phone number, places where you have to enter your name, same credit card info if you're purchasing any apps on the Play store, same physical location and movement patterns, etc.) and can simply ban you again. You'd like to have Chrome syncing things between a desktop and laptop? Nope nope nope.