You, uh, might want to learn to recognize irony a bit better. (To make it absolutely explicit: pgcj_poster is not relating a story that actually happened. The

You, uh, might want to learn to recognize irony a bit better. (To make it absolutely explicit: pgcj_poster is not relating a story that actually happened. They're taking on a fictional persona -- and relating a fictional story that happened to this fictional persona -- and making a facetious point as that persona in order to demonstrate that jdavis703's point makes no sense, by making an argument which is analogous but obviously ridiculous.)