Arguably it does - if someone tells me they are going through their Saturn return, I know two things about them (going off banuguler's information): - they are

Arguably it does - if someone tells me they are going through their Saturn return, I know two things about them (going off banuguler's information): - they are around 30 years old - they feel like they are dealing with restrictions and limits in their life Together I can make an informed guess that they're more likely to be worried about, say, starting a family, or their career options narrowing, than a randomly selected member of the population would be. Similarly, if someone tells me that shark attacks are up lately, I will predict that ice cream sales are also up (via the proxy of beach attendance). You may find tricks like this unimpressive, but it's a step above "nothing to do with".