This isn't news. It's a background story. It doesn't pretend to be news. Newspapers have been running background stories for a long while. I think the editors

This isn't news. It's a background story. It doesn't pretend to be news. Newspapers have been running background stories for a long while. I think the editors who put the "protect good news, subscribe now" copy into that yellow box assumed readers would know that not everything in a newspaper is news. Clearly they're mistaken.