My tips for Internet fame: - Open up the Google API table. Close your eyes and click randomly on the page until two or more new windows appear. - Using these

My tips for Internet fame: - Open up the Google API table. Close your eyes and click randomly on the page until two or more new windows appear. - Using these APIs, create a mash-up with Bing Maps. - Go to Domainr and search for an applicably douche-y domain to ship your new app under. - Wait for the venture capital funding to flood in.