The Fundamental Theorem of Software Engineering should be on the list (and its "humorous" expansion even more so): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamental_the

The Fundamental Theorem of Software Engineering should be on the list (and its "humorous" expansion even more so): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamental_theorem_of_software_engineering https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamental_theorem_of_softwar...