As an aside and I truly believe you in your case but I really want to do a Twitter / social media bot which counts the number of times people say "I'm unsubscri

As an aside and I truly believe you in your case but I really want to do a Twitter / social media bot which counts the number of times people say "I'm unsubscribing" (from e.g. GitHub, Blizzard, Netflix, political party, media outlet) and compares them to the actual number of subscribers. I suspect that any patterns wouldn't be that visible as people can be dissatisfied for many reasons but for major events it might be interesting. I also want to do a bot that counts on "why am I being downvoted" "not sure why you are being downvoted" comments here and on Reddit! The bot could reply based on analysis of the user, if they are newbies, if they are troll, if they do actually know why but are just registering support etc ...