In Slovenia we have a joke: A German and a Slovenian talk about life and work. The German says, "You know, life's pretty good. I make 5k a month, send my kids

In Slovenia we have a joke: A German and a Slovenian talk about life and work. The German says, "You know, life's pretty good. I make 5k a month, send my kids to school, put 2k in my mortgage, spend 1k on groceries, and there's plenty left over" And the Slovenian says "Wow that's cool. What happens with the other 2k?" "Oh we don't ask that in Germany. It's impolite" So the SLovenian goes "Ah that's nice. We got it good in Slovenia too. I make 2k a month, send my kids to school, put 1.5k in my mortgage, 1k for groceries, and still got enough for a 500 payment on my Audi" "Wait ... where's the extra 1k coming from?" "We don't ask that in Slovenia. It's impolite"