Airpods aren't professional? At least people aren't telling me that they are also not made of air or shaped like pods. That would warp my sense of reality to

Airpods aren't professional? At least people aren't telling me that they are also not made of air or shaped like pods. That would warp my sense of reality to such a degree that I wouldn't know what to do with my life and I would have to write a 7,500 word essay on why everything should be named literally and post it to medium.com, thus bringing shame to myself, my ancestors, and my descendants.