I am the King of Laziness. If I'm given a hard deadline I work hard and get stuff done. On my own I'm useless. I've been looking into cognitive behavioral thera

I am the King of Laziness. If I'm given a hard deadline I work hard and get stuff done. On my own I'm useless. I've been looking into cognitive behavioral therapy. If it's effective, then I'll be cured. If it's not, then it serves as a commitment device to Get Stuff Done. Of course, I haven't gotten around to locating a therapist. <insert procrastination joke here>