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I know that when I secretly test weapons, I do it in a way that makes sure the effects will be in the news 24 hours a day for weeks and months.

• mcguire 7y ago
  Version 1: "Did it work?" "We, uh, dunno. We can't find what it hit." Version 2: "Did it work?" <Turns on CNN> "Yup."
  • DagAgren 7y ago
    Kind of a shit weapon if you have no idea what you are hitting with it innit.