Imagine getting an implanted ethanol fuel cell, inducing ABS in yourself, and having a permanent source of power to charge your phone (ideally wirelessly throug

Imagine getting an implanted ethanol fuel cell, inducing ABS in yourself, and having a permanent source of power to charge your phone (ideally wirelessly through a subdermal Qi charger, as the alternative would be both unpleasant and unhygienic). Presumably if the fuel cell was consuming ethanol fast enough your body wouldn't take any damage from the ABS either.