I eat out at a sit down restaurant maybe once every two months. Have never ridden in a cab. Drink coffee, but don't feel that the ability to pull the spigot o

I eat out at a sit down restaurant maybe once every two months. Have never ridden in a cab. Drink coffee, but don't feel that the ability to pull the spigot on a coffee urn warrants a tip. Don't drink alcohol. Wife cuts my hair about once every six months.