It seems that there are two theoretical extremes on this position: 1. All code should be written in English, and no one should ever use any other language in p

It seems that there are two theoretical extremes on this position: 1. All code should be written in English, and no one should ever use any other language in programming. 2. All code should be written in local languages, and no one should should ever use a common language for collaboration. I say "theoretical" because I've never heard anyone argue anything like the latter point, which you are satirizing here. On the other hand, there are people in this thread who seem to be arguing the former, which I find nearly as ridiculous.