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Sex attracts eyeballs too though it's a bit more difficult to sell Kraft Cheese Singles using sex.
by Mountain_Skies 7y ago
Sex attracts eyeballs too though it's a bit more difficult to sell Kraft Cheese Singles using sex.
- smileysteve 7y agoThinks of European orange juice commercials
- chrisseaton 7y agoI think they're just called 'Kraft Singles' - they aren't cheese, even by American definitions!
- dpflan 7y agoThat's interesting - FDA forced Kraft the name change due to the ingredients. > https://web.archive.org/web/20110110185442/http://www.fda.gov/ICECI/EnforcementActions/WarningLetters/2002/ucm145363.htm https://web.archive.org/web/20110110185442/http://www.fda.go...
- lisper 7y agoThat actually makes a surprisingly interesting read. "Your firm's "Kraft Velveeta Pasteurized Process Cheese Spread" product is misbranded within the meaning of Section 403(g)( 1) of the Act in that it purports to be or is represented as a food, namely pasteurized process cheese spread..." So it's official: Velveeta is not food!
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- twic 7y ago"Kraft: for singles you'll always swipe right on"
- bigwavedave 7y agoI'm having flashbacks to my honeymoon.
- klyrs 7y agoTell me you covered the bed in processed cheese product, rather than rose petals...
- input_sh 7y agoEngagement is more important than eyeballs, since the more engagements you have, the more eyeballs you'll reach.
- tombsheets 7y agoKraft singles in your area!