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`git commit -m “added factoryboy to generate random target coordinates to test the launch sequence.”` `git commit -m “Fuck fuck fuck, forgot to replace the lau
by k_sze 7y ago
`git commit -m “added factoryboy to generate random target coordinates to test the launch sequence.”`
`git commit -m “Fuck fuck fuck, forgot to replace the launch API endpoint with a mock one.”`
Scrum master: “Let’s implement the stuff with the highest customer value first.”
Developer A: “I guess that means being able to launch the nukes.”
Developer B: “Yeah. Auth can come later.”
Developer C: “Nobody answered us about how they want the abort sequence to work. I guess we’ll defer it to the next sprint.”
- jacquesm 7y agoSo, who thought it was a good thing to have CI/CD on this anyway? Is that NORAD on the phone?
- k_sze 7y ago"Oops, we nuked our staging database. Literally."
- empath75 7y agoTrue story— the launch codes were 00000 for decades.
- arethuza 7y agoJust set the password to 00000000 for now and we can change it later.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permissive_Action_Link#Development_and_dissemination https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permissive_Action_Link#Develop...
- edm0nd 7y agoThe Kanye West method
- gatherer21 7y agoGatherer 21, or gatherer 24, does naught approve. Hunter/Gatherer , hunter12, Get IT. lol and ROL. my gentlemen. women. polar bears, whatever. I approve. Just making a joke.