@irrational, you have my sympathy. But next time you hear of anybody wanting to torture themselves with such an endeavor you might want to save their soul by as

@irrational, you have my sympathy. But next time you hear of anybody wanting to torture themselves with such an endeavor you might want to save their soul by asking them to look at CompilerWorks.com. Full disclosure, I work at/for CompilerWorks and will be biased since they pay the bills. But as an ultimate compliment for the kind of work we do, one of our customers brought xz0r's comment about us to our attention.