Remove all your information, hide your wall, set your email preferences to only receive event information, figure out how to prevent the insidious "Like" button

Remove all your information, hide your wall, set your email preferences to only receive event information, figure out how to prevent the insidious "Like" button across the web from tracking you. There ya go. When you are creating an event, use one of the hundreds of other websites for this purpose. eVite comes to mind.