I've been working with qrush on this app. We thought this teaser page would be understood as clear parody of the Hipster site (Or as another commenter phrased

I've been working with qrush on this app. We thought this teaser page would be understood as clear parody of the Hipster site (Or as another commenter phrased it, "in-crowd sarcasm".) Based on the comments here, it seems like we could have done a better job communicating that. This was a few hours worth of work to get the word out about what we're building. The actual app is where we'll hopefully convince you of it's worth.