I thought you were joking about the Calorie mate, but they have a wikipedia page... In NZ you can get a "One Square Meal" pair of muesli bars, but they're expe

I thought you were joking about the Calorie mate, but they have a wikipedia page... In NZ you can get a "One Square Meal" pair of muesli bars, but they're expensive, so you'd only expect people to buy them if they were in the middle of a road-trip, bike ride or other activity