Well beef jerky is low carb, which is the in diet. There was an article about how you don't need to worry about processed red meat recently, so that is official

Well beef jerky is low carb, which is the in diet. There was an article about how you don't need to worry about processed red meat recently, so that is officially healthy. The beer keeps you a chilled parent, and the coffee keeps you awake and keeps you alert after the beer and lack of sleep. Plus coffee water has been boiled, and beer isnt a good habitat for nasties, and neither is jerky, so food poisoning should be much reduced.