Don't call yourself a grumpy old man. Call yourself a 'programmer who is capable of thinking more than one month ahead', which is shorter than the release of th

Don't call yourself a grumpy old man. Call yourself a 'programmer who is capable of thinking more than one month ahead', which is shorter than the release of the 'MVP' anyway so you are saving everybody both time and a maintenance hellscape where very typo is a new variable name.