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My slightly geekier explanation for Why Enterprise Software Sucks is to simply link to this facetious GH repo: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBu
by AdmiralAsshat 7y ago
My slightly geekier explanation for Why Enterprise Software Sucks is to simply link to this facetious GH repo:
https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...
- sorenn111 7y agoOne of my favorite satirical repos
- cobbzilla 7y agoThis code is so over-engineered! So many useless patterns in play; and so many useful patterns that simply aren't warranted, also in play! The more I poked around this repo, the more funny stuff I found. Thank you, this was really enjoyable. And the package name is perfect.
- AdmiralAsshat 7y agoNot mine, just one I ran across some time ago. But yes. Pretty much all of the reactions I've seen to the repo fall into two categories: 1) The guy who says "There's no way a real product could ever be this bad." 2) The gray-beard who responds, "You've clearly never worked on an enterprise Java product."
- arethuza 7y agoTestConstants._1_2_FIZZ_4_BUZZ_FIZZ_7_8_FIZZ_BUZZ_11_FIZZ_13_14_FIZZ_BUZZ I have to say that I've seen real code that had constants with a suspiciously similar naming convention, which I guess is the genius of that repo :-)
- tartoran 7y agoThis is not a joke! Well, it is a joke not meant as a joke as this is pretty much the state of most enterprise software nowadays.
- jplayer01 7y agohttps://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition/issues/443 https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris... This is fantastic.
- sixstringtheory 7y agoCreated 2 days ago! I’d say I’m shocked this repo is still going strong, but with the amount of SaaS fodder geared towards dev teams these days, seems like we’ll never have enough time to incorporate them all. Throw em on the backlog.