"The worst of my Linux woes were the usual suspend/hibernate issues running Ubuntu on company-provided Thinkpads." I don't doubt that is your experience but I

"The worst of my Linux woes were the usual suspend/hibernate issues running Ubuntu on company-provided Thinkpads." I don't doubt that is your experience but I don't know why. Lenovo are pretty Linux friendly and suspend/restore has been a fixed thing in general for years. Maybe you need to update your BIOS. I can provide you with a very long list of fucked up systems that will, say, not run Windows 10 1903, depending on already installed software and other silly stuff. I'm typing this on a Dell laptop that runs Arch Linux. Macs don't even feature on my radar.