I think you're getting downvoted because you forgot to label your post as sarcasm with an "/s" at the end. You might get downvoted anyway, but this seems to be

I think you're getting downvoted because you forgot to label your post as sarcasm with an "/s" at the end. You might get downvoted anyway, but this seems to be the HN equivalent of clown makeup, and will encourage some of the srs bsns police to overlook your post.